So when asked the question to pick a character to answer this week question about having superhero powers. I have decided to let my character Howard Blatt answer this question.
Good Day my name is Howard Blatt I am an AP English teacher at Cold Spring Regional High School. When I was emailed this question I has time to think about it to answer the question I would be The Flash *Shut up dummy I am taking over this interview * No no I am doing this interview you cannot come out.
Ha ha ha yeah right right now my name is not important to answer the question that little Howie tried to answer by being Nobel is bull. I want to be the invisible man and why you may ask you really want to know ok. Being the invisible man will give me unrestricted access to all of the delicious young nubile boys who have no idea what I have in store for them. Ahhh yes the pleasures I will take when they least expect and cannot under stand why it is happening. Ohhhh the joyous screams of pain and agony I can inflict yes that is why I would want to. Be the invisible man..ha ha ha ha the pain and screams ohhhhh yes I can heart it now yes yes ..............ha ha ha ha..
Shut up stop it, I am sorry about that yes where were we ohh yes yes superhero powers as I stated before I was rudely interrupted I would want to be the Flash why to have super speed would be cool and I get to help people all over the world and wear a cool outfit and maybe get a sidekick. Yeah that would be me * Pussy, god he is such a fucking pussy* SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!! I am sorry but I must end this interview, I feel a headache coming on. I hope my answers help thank you again for letting me explain my inner geek fantasy.
Thank you again.
Good Day my name is Howard Blatt I am an AP English teacher at Cold Spring Regional High School. When I was emailed this question I has time to think about it to answer the question I would be The Flash *Shut up dummy I am taking over this interview * No no I am doing this interview you cannot come out.
Ha ha ha yeah right right now my name is not important to answer the question that little Howie tried to answer by being Nobel is bull. I want to be the invisible man and why you may ask you really want to know ok. Being the invisible man will give me unrestricted access to all of the delicious young nubile boys who have no idea what I have in store for them. Ahhh yes the pleasures I will take when they least expect and cannot under stand why it is happening. Ohhhh the joyous screams of pain and agony I can inflict yes that is why I would want to. Be the invisible man..ha ha ha ha the pain and screams ohhhhh yes I can heart it now yes yes ..............ha ha ha ha..
Shut up stop it, I am sorry about that yes where were we ohh yes yes superhero powers as I stated before I was rudely interrupted I would want to be the Flash why to have super speed would be cool and I get to help people all over the world and wear a cool outfit and maybe get a sidekick. Yeah that would be me * Pussy, god he is such a fucking pussy* SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!! I am sorry but I must end this interview, I feel a headache coming on. I hope my answers help thank you again for letting me explain my inner geek fantasy.
Thank you again.
Why can't the voices in your head just say "Eat the chocolate" like they do everybody else's?
ReplyDeleteHa ha I am sane. Why can't the voices in your head say yes lady of manor breakfast on its way mum
Deleteexceptional... misbehaving voices are good :D being invisible would definitely be good
ReplyDeleteThanks Joelle yeah the character is from a story I am working on.
DeleteMaybe his darker half can find that crazy Korean dude who shot up the mall in Long Isle and hid out in Cold Spring. I don't think they even found him.
ReplyDeleteAnything is possible. Yes cold springs a very wholesome town.
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