TRIXIE the HOLIDAY ELF part 2

Ahhhh and the story continues .........

Thank the Elves I made it out the office without too many people stopping me. I sat my box of possessions in the back seat.

Once I got settled in the driver's seat, I figured this is the best time to call my folks.

"Hello, Sandvisk residence" the voice answered

"Hi, Pappa," I replied, "how is little Nic doing?"

"How is my daughter doing? and my grand elf is fine. He is perfect. No need to rush I know it's busy at the workshop."

"Pappa, I quit today. I said. Pappa ... Pappa ... "

"I'm here, why did you quit?" He asked. "You love your job."

"Nicholas is back in town, and let's just say he's not the same boy I fell in love with."

"Does he know about little Nic? Somehow, is he going to try and come by. He asked in a slight panic.

"Pappa, Pappa .. no, he does not know about the baby and I'm not telling that pompous jackass about my son! On Rudolph's fuzzy red balls, he will not find out that he has a son and that I can have kids."

*Sighs* 

"I'm sorry I passed on this secret on you to you my daughter."

"Pappa, I'm not. I have a beautiful son. Look can you tell Far what's going on. Also, I have a job interview.

"Okay, I'll tell him. Where is this job interview?" he asked.

"Pappa, trust me, I have to go"

I hung up my cell. I needed a few minutes before I head over to Pleasure Lane where Jack's Place is.

I sat there for a few minutes thinking how I got to this point in my immortal life. 

**(Three years ago)**

"Trixie, come lay down next to me, I want to talk to you" said Nicholas.

"Okay Nicky. What do you want to talk about?"

"You know I love you, and I have loved you since high school."

Okay, but Nicky we have only been dating since the new year."

"I know and now that summer is upon us. I know I want a life with you."

"Nicholas, what are you saying? Are you saying what I think your saying?"

"Trxie Alvar Sandvisk, will you do me the honor of being my bride?"

"OOH before I say yes, I need to tell you something. Before you panic: I love you."

 

"What is it, Trix? You can tell me anything."

 

"Okay, you know how you wanted to make love to me, and I always put you off."

"Well, yes I just thought you were shy about sex."

"No, Nic. I may look like , dress like a girl , but I was also born with a penis. In the human world, they use the term 'intersex' meaning I have both male and female genitalia."

"I know, Trixie, your brother told me you were special. I don't care. I love you, for you."

"Nic, if people ever found out it can hurt your chances of being the next Santa, and the position might go to that dunderhead brother of yours."

"Look, I don't care. Let's go inside; but, do I get an answer to my question?"

"Yes, Nicholas" 

**Walking back to Nicholas cottage** 

"Trixie, you know you made me the happiest man in the whole universe."

" ...and you have made me happy, Nicholas."

"Okay, close your eyes, I have a surprise for you."

 

"Serious, Nicholas ... I don't need... "

" ...for me, please?" He pouted.

How can I say no to you, kiss his pouty lips. 

He opened the door. I was shocked. His cottage looks so beautiful - his sleigh bed.*LOL* in the shape of Santa's sleigh. How ironic! Roses the room smelled of cinnamon and pine, with nice slow jazz Christmas music playing in the background (yeah, I know he loves the holiday).

"OOH, Nicky! I love this! But what is this for?"

"It's for us! I want to make love you to. Is that okay?"

OOOOH Nicky!! that would be wonderful! Wait, you did not propose so you can get in my pants? Plus, you're not gay."

"I love you! and yes ... I may not be gay, but for you I would be anything. I love you with all of my heart and soul." Said Nicholas. I don't care about the fact you have a penis, I love you. Trixie I want to make love to you. 

TRIXIE THE HOLIDAY ELF.

Hi all some of you have read a previous version of this story well here is a longer version. Which is going to actually be a weekly post  hope you enjoy it 

Smooches 

Mo

11/10/15

Hi, my name is Trixie the Elf, or as the other Elves call me, Mrs. Klaus. 

I bet you're wondering why I sound so out of breath. Well, I just got finished having my chimney stuffed by Santa's fat candy cane. 

How, you ask?

Well, picture this: North Pole 2014 Santa's workshop. Me and the other Elves are gearing up for that oh-so-festive time of the year. When the resident slut-Elf Marsh-There's-Never-Been-An-Elf-I-Ain't-Fuck comes in sashaying his happy ass like it is no body's business. But, oh wait, I see he ain't an happy Elf and I wonder why?

"Oh, Marsh? What's wrong?" I asked.

"The rat bastard promised me I would be the new Mrs. Klaus!" he said after everything I did to get rid of the original bitch.

"Oh why aren't you going to be the new head-home-maker-in-charge?" I inquired

"Because, he said I'm good enough to suck his menthol meat flavored candy cane, and my boy pussy is not tight anymore" he whined.

"OOH" I said, but thinking *menthol meat flavored candy cane* Ugh!

"I mean, I even slept with that fucking red nosed reindeer, who smelled like a cross between Jack Daniels and a sewage treatment plant."

"Ooh, not good, and what else?"

"He said he needs a young woman to give him children" he started sobbing. 

"Poor dear," as I patted his little head. (*Get your mind out the gutters you pervs*).

**Trixie, please report to Santa's office** , came over the loud speaker 

"Ohhh" *sniff, sniff* "I hope our chat didn't get you in trouble?" whined Marsha.

"It's okay, I'll be fine" I said.

'Dammit! What does the old man want now?'

As I walked to the " stairway to promotion " or as I like to call it " the stairway to a self serving fat lazy bastid" 

*Knock, knock* I tapped on his door

"ENTER!" the voice bellowed.

I'm thinking to myself: 'I better plaster on my winning customer service smile' while I open the door.

To say I was shocked as I walked towards his desk, cause it was not the 'lazy fat bastid' but his handsome, sexy, fine-as-Italian-wine-son.

"Oh, Nicholas, I mean, Claus, Jr., I t-t-t-thought I was meeting with your father... " I stammered.

"Hello, Trixie, you are still gorgeous after all these years?" says Nicholas.

"You say that to all the elves over 100." I replied.

"Please, have a seat. I have a few things I want to talk to you about." stated Nicholas.

"Okay, Nick, I mean Mr. Claus" I corrected myself.

"Trixie," he sighs "it's just you and me, and I have always been Nick, or Nicholas." he said.

"Well, that's was a life-time ago, and we both have changed." I said.

He walked around the desk sat in the chair next me and grabbed my hand.

"Trixie, nothing has changed. I still love you." Nicholas said.

I slowly turned to face him. In a  calm voice, I said, "What do you mean, you still love me. If you loved me as much as you're saying, you would not have left me at the altar!"

"Not with that" said Mr. Claus, Jr. "What do you want to discuss? Because it's time for me to go home." I said.

Okay, Trixie, if this is how you want it? Fine. My father is handing over the North Pole to me, and I need a bride. I am coming to you with hat and heart-in-hand asking you to marry me." Nicholas said.

"Excuse me! Where's your father going? I thought he was looking for a wife?" I asked.

"What? My father? A wife? Oh please! My dad's gay. He's as gay as Jack Frost on Elves' Ho Alley." Nicholas stated. 

"OH! WOW, OKAY! SOOO, what does that have to do with you asking me to marry you?" I questioned.

"Because ... have you seen that flossed-up Twinkle Elf, Marsh running around here? I'm sending him with my father to get him out my hair."

"Besides, the only Elf for me, is you. Oh, and if you don't marry me your 're out of a job." He stated.

To say I was not just shocked and pissed by the proposal, but that little tidbit he threw in... 

I closed my mouth and counted to ten, then gave him my answer:

"NICHOLS BALSAM KLAUS THE 14TH! YOU SPOILED, SELF RIGHTEOUS, BLACK-HEARTED JACKASS!! IF YOU THINK FOR ONE MINUTE I WOULD ACCEPT A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL FROM YOU? YOU'RE BETTER OFF GETTING MARSH TO SUCK YOUR CANDY CANE! I WOULD RATHER WORK THE CORNER WITH JACK FROST IN ELVES' HO ALLEY THAN TO EVERY TRUST MY HEART TO YOU AGAIN!"

"On that note, I can't say it's been a pleasure! Good Bye! Nicholas Klaus!"

I power-walked to the door as fast as my little feet could carry me. Behind me I hear Nicholas calling my name, 'cause I know my Nic would never do what he just asked of me . Now I know my Nic is dead.

"Trixie! Trixie!" I turned to see who is calling my name. *sighs* "It's Marsha, I mean Marsh."

"Hey, Marsh! You're all smiles - good news I gather?"

"Oh yes! Big Nic is retiring, and he is taking me with him" he said.

"Oh, that's great! I'm happy for you. See, you were worried." I told him.

"How'd your meeting go with little Nic?": asked Marsh.

"My meeting with Mr. Klaus, Jr. went ... " I said trying to keep my anger under control.

"Look, Trixie, I know things here haven't been easy for you, being a transgender Elf, maybe things will change for you." Said Marsh.

"Look kiddo, you're still young and wet behind the ears. Junior and I have history and I'm not going backwards. I need to maybe find a new job or take a vacation." I said.

"What do you mean 'a new job or vacation'" asked Marsh. You're the only one who can keep the departments running."

I finally made it back to my office. I was not going to breakdown in public. I slid down to the floor letting the tears fall. Thinking how could someone I use to love become so cold-hearted. 

I look at the little chubby face in the photo on my desk *sighs* 'Oh my little one I never thought I would lay eyes on your father again, but I do know I cannot stay here and work because sooner or later he will find out about you.'

I packed my things and left my resignation letter hoping I could get out before Marsh spilled the beans. I hear the 'Rent Me-Love Me' ring tone I knew it was the North Pole Number One Rent Boy Jack Frost. I answered: "Hello, Jack. If your calling me, that means your legs are no longer in the air" I laughed.

"Oh please, you trick, at least I'm getting dicked. You haven't had none since Nicholas" replied Jack.

"For the love of Hades, don't mention that pompous arrogant dick-wad" I sighed. "He's back in town." 

"I know Trix, that's why I called. I also heard you quit?" stated Jack 

"For the love of Holly and drunk Elves - How'd you know?" I just typed up, 'Never mind.' I said.

"Marsh called and told me" Jack said. 

"Does your ex knows about little Nick?" asked Jack.

"No, and he won't that's why I am quitting." 

"Hey, is that job offer still available?" I asked.

"Trix, you are not becoming a rent boy!!" Jack shouted thru the phone.

"No! lube-for-brains" I said, "the one to manage your business and your stable of rent boy Elves."

"Oh yes, for you? Of course, 'cause I got some new Elves who need a stick hand." Jack said. 

"Okay, look, I'm leaving now - walking to my car, but I need to stop by my folks and check on the baby. I see you soon."

TBC

A Review of Red on the Moon by Rhiannon Wellman

What do you get when you have Mating heat , dead bodies , new partner and a serial killer on the lose. You get the new book Red on the Moon ( Mark of the Moon book 1) by Rhiannon Wellman. 

In this book we meet Lucas Donald the oldest of the four Donald brothers. Who just happen to be on the San Francisco police department and who is also an alpha . Lucas has been living a pretty dull life for shifter. Work and home with the occasional one night stand . 

Now thrown in a serial killer, missing organs and a high body count that is rising . the lets throw in a new partner who flips all of Lucas alpha and Mating switches you have the making of a love story with some mayhem thrown in. But then Lucas meets agent Toby Devin a young man that flips all his switches . 

Rhiannon crafted in this story three dimensional character who you can fall in love with. We follow Lucas and Toby as they work on a case and Lucas fall in love but one problem arises will Toby accept Lucas as him maye and as a wolf  minor character who get you interested in know what will happen next in  their lives. I hope there is a sequel because this books leaves you wanting more. I highly recommend this book because your interest is peaked from beginning to end. 

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The more things change the more thy stay the same

So this past Friday night I decided to go out. I went to see some friends dance and support them. They were hosting an underwear party and it was damn sure an interesting site. I had a really good time watching two of the sexy men from the Haus of Cake(Seth Fornea and Jared LeBlanc) shake their bon bon and work a room. Let me tell you they damn sure can shake it. So any who my time was  with them was nearing an end and I was making my was across the famous 42nd street. Let's just say I got late night dinner theater in a five part act.
Act I: couple arguing on tenth ave. If I wanted to see mess break ups I'll watch bravo for that. Well anyway girl is ahreaking at boyfriend about his aide piece. How she won't care if the bitch is upstairs and how he is a douchebag and abman whore. I was like damn ..what was his response maybe if you gave better head I would not need a side piece. On that note the light change and I stated walking ( BTW the light had changed three times already before his response).

ACT II
Walking across 42 nd street, a loud talking drunken twenty something guy.  Having deep emotional conversation about commitment with his lady friend. He wanted her to confirm the conversation of their level of commitent to him. She had this bored look on her face of" not tonight ".. 

Act III
About thrity feet away tpu had a very upset TSWF who was crying into her phone doing what I would call the WWW. Asking the person on the other end why are you being so mean to me? What did I ever do for you not to love me any more? For me that's is grating on the nerves, she should have had more balls and told whomever to suck her balls and go have drinks. Oy vey.

Act IV
So I finally made it to 42 and 8th ave I had decides to walk to the 40th street entrance of the subway. So I get to 41 street and what do I see an MTA bus driver picking up a lady of the night. Me being the sarcastic person I  said o see Tue MTA is going your way. I mean he got major balls to do that so close to his job.

Act V.
Finally made it to 40th street as I was making my way to the subway . I walked past five ladies of the night. Four of those ladies were comforting and offering advice to the new girl on the block. As I got closer to the station I said to myself the more they change things the more they stayed the same. So that was my Friday night in NYC. How was your Friday night?

Whining Bitches Please Grow the Fuck Up

Normally I don't do two blog post a week but something recently made me pull out my super bitch claws and ready to take a few pair of non bitch brass balls off.

Yes it's that time a year again the award season and recently we just had Rentboy international present the hookies. As I stated in my earlier post was fun funny and child a CFT mess. But what got me was a post about honoring porn stars and escorts as a high school certificate gig. 

Ok that rubbed me the wrong way because in the straight community when it comes to escorting we have the players ball and when it come to the porn industry we have the AVN awards . So basically it's ok for the straight community and not for the gay community Ohhh please suck my schweddy balls. 

The post really pissed me off and I'm like the men in this industry have more class and intelligence then some of the men they spend their time with if you know what I mean . For some escorting is a side gig for others its a second career. 

The post was like the claws came out because they were not part of the freaking in crowd. It takes a strong person mentally, emotionally and physically to be an escort and a porn star. I give them props for doing it. 

But when you bitch whine and moan about it you sound like a sniveling jealous twat. If you think you got the chops then go for it. If not shut the fuck up and sit in the corner like a good little bitch. 

Trust me this is coming from a woman who worked in the European adult industry, no I'm not telling you in what function. 

In the words of me, Queen La Go-Go " those who can do porn.... Those who can't just bitch". But Miss Ru says it best" If you can't love yourself, how in the hell can you love some body else."

From my go-go house of love to yours 

Love , Peace and Afro Grease.

Penis, Porn and Politics

Penis, Porn and Politics: this year Hookie awards

Yeah I know I you looked at the title and was like what does politics have to to with porn. You be surprised how much electioneering goes on. Let's call a spade a spade , a hooker a hooker and a dick a dick. Yeah I know it sounds confusing but it really isn't follow along. 

Ok so this year I went to my second adult industry awards and I was like so stoked that two wonderful men Boomer Banks and Rocco Steele were up for some major awards in the adult service industry. These two men are funny, smart , kind, sassy, sexy and down right delicious. 

I am really good when it comes to picking winners when it comes to award shows. So in my little fat heart I knew these men will sweep their respective categories. So let me set the  mood .  

The awards were held at BPM the club connected to the OUT hotel. Dimly lit but very tasteful done. It's kind of funny they started on CFT( Color Folk Timezone ). So once we started Miss Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 was the hottest with the mostest. 

Ok so once the opening song and dance number with jokes thorn in was done. They started right away. The first couple of categories I was not too surprised because I did not vote for them but when we got to Best Porn Star Escort  I knew as a betting woman Boomer should have won. When they announce the winner Aleks Buldocek, I was like WTF who is this. I was upset I am not gonna front. So then we moved on to Best Top like I said I had my money set on Rocco winning but when they called Austin's name I was deflated. Yes I have watched Austin work for Randy Blue but he is not Big Daddy. There is something about Rocco that makes you want to take him like a slut in heat.  Duncan Black won best bottom that was cool. 

The next category was Best Body again if I had a line to a bookie in Vegas I was laying odds that Sean Zeveran would have won. But some guy name Kurtis Wolfe, I mean I saw him and hell no he does not have the body Sean has. So I'm like something ain't right ok I kept  sitting back  I did not vote for the best bear/Cub but the winners were Will Foster and Ted Byrns . 

I did not vote for the fetish kink category the winner was Brian Bonds. Now we get to Best Dress/Style and yes I was like a cheer leader when they called Boomer's name. The man does have one fucking hell of a fashion sense. I say I want him to give me the Miss Fame makeover.  So I was Uber happy for Bacon Bits. 

Best Ass category again I was pulling for Sean like hooker in hunts point. But when the named Tyson Tyler, I was like DaFuck, really Sean has the type of ass that if you bounce a quarter off it you get back a dollar. When Mr. Tyler josh owed the world his ass I was like I got a better rounder ass and I'm a female. 

Then we get to Best Cock and shit I was like Big Daddy better when this cause my inner Shaquetta was gonna come out. When they named Rocco for the award I was happy for him. I mean hell that's not a cock he has thats  a blue whale. I mean good gravy you will a whole lot of crisco to take that cock. Moving along  the next category was Massage the winner was Elijah Wood. 

The next category was Best Fantasy Boyfriend I vote my wide ass off for Killian James, he should have won but Nooo the winner was Mike De Marko, have no clue maybe I'm not all that knowledgable. But I felt so bad for Killian why cause he was sitting across from me. 

Ok now we got to the Best Daddy category like I keep telling folks I may be fat I may be ugly but I ain't stupid . That awards should have went to Rocco hands down and some guy name Chris Roberts won. Who the hell is he I mean Rocco makes you want to drop and say yes Big Daddy, anything Big Daddy and scream harder Big Daddy. I was sorely disappointed 

Best social media should have been Boomer no fucking question about it. But the winner was a Leo Sweetwood Best website went to Nick Sterling and I voted for Nick he is a cutie and then we got to the coup de grace Mr. international Escort 2015 I knew that if Rocco did not when this I was truly gonna get ugly but in the end Big Daddy Rocco Steele was crowned Mr. international 2015.

Now let's get down to the nitty gritty the folks who should have sweep their respective categories didn't and I could not figure out why. I mean Sean, Rocco and Boomer are very popular and have one hell of a fucking following. So I could not get it until a little birdie said favorites had to beat out fan favorites. Politics do not belong if you are asking for fans to vote the. Let it be honest voting not the back room bullshit like we see in our everyday politicians. 

Don't get me wrong RentBoy dot come but on one hell of a show. But next year let it be honest voting and winning by the fans and not the powers to be.  Would I go again hell yeah to support Big Daddy and Bacon Bits. 

I did get to meet Jesse Jackman and Dirk Cabler OMG they are the most awesomest and sweet Jeebus is Jesse tall as heck. Damn Dirk looks yummy in leather. 

To Rocco and Boomer you guys are the best and no matter what are winners in everything yall do. #Boober #infinitlove #loveisyourreligion #BigDaddy #Baconlvr

Never To Old to Live Again

Never Too Old to Live Again by Bellann Summer is book one in the Lubirea Mia series is a paranormal love story. 

Our MC in this book are  Todd and Stephan, we meet Todd when he is no bigger than a tree stump. When he moves in next door to Stephan as a child. Stephen is a puma who's old enough to remember the Model T. Their chance meeting one day when in a child wisdom he ask his neighbor are you a crabby bastard, like my dad said you are. Without missing  a beat Stephen goes Yes.  But when at neither one knew was that they were the mate to each other.

Todd moves away and Stephen goes into hiding from the paranormal council and he has his reasons fir doing so. But Stephen is also hiding a very big secret from the paranormal community.  Does this mean our MC's will never meet nope let's let fast forward twenty years. Todd is now a successful writer and editor and Stephan is still a crabby bastard with a secret.

How do these two cross path again you wonder well when Stephen child hood home comes up for sale he buys is much to Stephan chagrin . Let's just say bright colors do nothing in making Stephan less of a crabby bastard. Well their meeting was not quiet romantic in human standards. When Stephan gets a wiff of Todd's scent he crashes thru the back door and pounces on that poor sweet man like he was the last Nasty Pig leather jock at Mr. Leather. 

Trust me when I said Todd is taken for a surprise when the big cat on top of him transform into a naked sexy man. Yeah his day was so not going well now and it got even nuttier when Stephan tells Todd he is his mate and nothing else . Let's just say Todd did not take it well. 

But like any relationships it takes time to get to know and work things except when your mate keep major secrets from you. Let's says between the council and their issues, missing females, lions, salamanders pregnancy and hot sex......this book got more surprises than a group of go-go boys at Decadence.

If you want to know about these secrets and Stephan's true age then you need to read this book and the other books that will come in this series. 



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